1. Someone stopped mid-shoot, bawled her eyes out, and then started filming again
A co-worker of mine went to high school with the guys who started Bang Bros. He didn’t get to act in any of the pornos but did get to watch them film a few times. He said one of the memories that stuck out the most to him was when the girl in the video asked to stop for a minute. Cameras stopped rolling, she took the dudes dick out of her mouth and started crying hysterically. My co-worker and the set members watched awkwardly as she bawled her eyes out for a couple minutes then said she was ready to go again. They edited the footage together so that the clip resumed with the dude throat fucking her. That way it would make it seem like her runny makeup and tears were from choking on his dick and not from crying. The director was doing cocaine, the actors were doing cocaine and even the sound guy was doing cocaine. He said there was a lot of cocaine and other stimulants involved the whole time. He said it was overall a sleazy, uncomfortable place to be in and never went to another shoot after that.
— Merry_Dankmas
2. There were LOTS of drugs on set
I have a friend who worked production for a small porn company in college. He mostly just held mics, but he got to see some ridiculous shit.
Guys using hardcore ED drugs (injections) so they could stay hard.
Poop dick. You can probably figure it out.
LOTS of drugs. Cocaine was very prevalent.
More than anything he said it was depressing. Yea there’s girls and guys that get into because they are kind of freaks and legit just want to get payed for fucking. But there’s also people who get into it because they ran out of options, or they were just hanging out with the wrong people. He used to tell a story about a girl he worked with all the time who hated working in the industry, but didn’t have any other marketable skills or education to make move elsewhere. She was making decent money and had debt to pay off, so she was kind of trapped. She got into it in college through a sketchy “modeling” service. Which was basically just a sketchy guy with a nice camera who payed college girls cash to take revealing pictures of them and sell them online. It didn’t take long for this to turn into “Okay, well I can pay you 2X more if you let me take nudes”. Which became, “Well how about 5X more to let me film you giving me a blowjob”. And the rest is history…
— Slowjams
3. One actress contracted HIV and she was the only one who didn’t know
I’ve answered a similar question a long time ago, but I dated a guy who was a cameraman for porn in the pre-condom days in LA. There was an actor who became infected with HIV in Brazil or something (I think the law was actually in place because of him) and managed to infect a number of female actresses.
The guy I was dating talked about one of the films he was on with her where she had just finished a scene and was sitting around smoking with some of the crew, laughing and shooting the shit not realizing at the time that she was HIV positive.
Probably not what you were looking for but pretty sobering IMHO.
— frogger2222
4. A girl stopped mid-shoot to meet up with her dealer
Not acting but producing. I run a small fetish production company. Anyway I was in the middle of filming when a phone started going off. The model, who was at the time fully restrained (bondage shoot) starting saying it was hers and she needed to answer it. I had to answer it and hold it up for her. She had a brief conversation then said she had to be untied. No problem. Although we are in the middle of shooting I am not going to say no. I ask her if there is a problem as she is getting dressed thinking she is leaving for some kind of emergency and she says “No, no big deal, my dealer is just here.” She ran out while I was in shock and came back 2 min later with baggies asking if I wanted to share. I can not and will not film with illegal substances on set, so that killed the whole shoot. She had called her dealer for delivery before she came in figuring why the heck not and given him the address for the shoot.
— stuckers
5. One guy injected drugs into his dick and had to go to the hospital
Oh man. This one poor fucker I did a scene with thought it would be a good idea to inject something into his dick to stay hard. It was a good scene, went well and all that, but he was hard before we started and it didn’t go down after.
Well, I wished him luck and went on my way. Got a text from the director the next day saying it hadn’t gone down, he’d had to go to the hospital to get it drained. Didn’t work right for a good while after that and he had to cancel a month’s worth of shoots.
Why why why would you inject drugs into your dick?
— namelessuser
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1. If you’re allergic to brazil nuts, you might have an allergic reaction during sex
If you’re allergic to brazil nuts and have sex with somebody who just ate some, you might have an allergic reaction. It’s the only sexually transmitted allergic reaction we know of (so far).
— Erft
2. There’s a female version of ‘phallic’
The female version of phallic is yonic.
— alter_ego77
3. ‘Bukkake’ doesn’t actually mean what you think it means
Most people have heard the term bukkake from porn. This is actually a Japanese word that means “to pour over’. There’s a delicious Japanese dish traditionally had for breakfast called Tamago Bukkake Gohan’. Which essentially means egg poured over rice.
— Tippynut
4. There’s a reason it’s easier for women to have sex at certain times
The Cervix has a cycle where it raises up into the body making it easier/more comfortable to have sex if a woman is at the opposite point on her cycle from her period and lowers down making it harder the closer it is to her period.
— haelesor
5. Male orgasms last longer than you think
The male orgasm starts with ejaculation. It can last longer than most women think. Men don’t ejaculate because they had had an orgasm, they do so because they are orgasming.
Too often I’ve seen women stop when the liquid part starts and that’s just bad.
— not_better
6. Water has the opposite effective of lube
Water is the opposite of lube
— createusername32
7. Human sperm isn’t the only kind that can penetrate human eggs
Human eggs can be penetrated by hamster’s sperm.
— Cyborg_Sorachi
8. The clit is much bigger than you think
What most people think is the clitoris is actually just the glans of the clitoris. The clitoris is actually a much larger organ that extends internally around the vaginal opening and has a ring around the vagina itself. Odds are that internal orgasm are actually clitoral orgasms. It is mostly comprised of erectile tissue and so can “get hard” with proper stimulation.
— Ugh_ughzee
9. Orgasms can help with headaches
Orgasm can get rid of a headache, at least for men
— TheQwertyPickle
10. There’s a very sensitive, concealed part of the penis
As a man ejaculates, you can gently compress the base of the penis which is concealed in the scrotum to reach greater levels of pleasure.
Like… the peen doesn’t just stick out yo pube mound. It goes deeper within, and can be tantalized
— Saucy_Apples
11. The penis and the clitoris are anatomically the same body part
The penis and the clitoris are anatomically the same body part, altered only by hormones that make one grow. The scar under your scrotum is a closed vagina. We are all formed from a unisex template.
— porncompilationguy
12. It’s easier for women to conceive after they’ve just given birth
That it’s much easier to conceive, and women are much more fertile, when they’ve just given birth. Loads of people think “hey ho, her period hasn’t started again yet, let’s go for it,” hence loads of siblings born a year apart.
— PJM1990
13. Most women can’t orgasm from penetrative sex
Most women can’t orgasm from penetrative sex. Depending on the study, it can be as low as 20% or as high 50% that can. I can’t remember if it was Masters and Johnson or Kinsey for the high number. Most studies I have read that it is around 1/3 of women that can orgasm from penetrative sex.
95% of women can orgasm from clitoral stimulation.
I am not saying that the majority of women don’t want or enjoy penetrative sex, but the for the majority a man can pound away all day in every position and she isn’t going to achieve orgasm.
You would be surprised how many women don’t even know this. They think they or their partners are doing something wrong or they are the minority, the reality is they are the majority.
— Jukung11
14. The brain doesn’t control ejaculation
Late but; the part of the body that controls ejaculation is not actually in the brain, its in the spine. A dude who gets decapitated can still ejaculate.
— Limfao93
15. You still produce semen after a vasectomy
After a vasectomy you still produce semen. I thought you would just get the feeling but nothing would come out again. I never knew sperm and semen were not the same thing until the doctor performing mine told me. The only difference is sperm from the testes doesn’t get mixed into the semen after you have a vasectomy. You won’t be able to tell the difference.
— fatherping
16. There’s a reason why some people sneeze when they’re aroused
The nose has the same kind of erectile tissue found in the genitals, which is why some people may sneeze when they get aroused.
— Whoosier TC mark
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Aries
(March 21st to April 19th)
“Skin” by Rihanna. An Aries sex playlist NEEDS Rihanna, and “Skin” is the ultimate panty dropper.
“So why you standin’ over there witcha clothes on
Baby strip down for me go on take em off
Don’t worry baby I’mma meet you half way
Cause I know you wanna see me”
Taurus
(April 20th to May 21st)
“Where You Belong” by The Weeknd. The Taurus likes to take control.
“I’m in control, when you give me your body, yeah
I feel our souls burnin’ up when I’m, inside of you and I
And I’ma leave a mark, just to remind you, where you belong, baby
Give me your all, scream as loud as you want”
Gemini
(May 22nd to June 21st)
“The Feeling” by Justin Bieber featuring Halsey. This song will make the uncertain Gemini horny AF. The lyrics describe the confusion of being in love or lust, and having an undeniable attraction to this person anyway.
“You are to me
A part of me just like anatomy
You’re pulling me
You’re pulling me in like you’re gravity
I’m notorious for thinking you’re full of beautiful
Instead of hollow
Sugar on your lips, it starts to kill
Jagged like a pill, so hard to swallow”
Cancer
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
“Dance For You” by Beyoncé. The Cancer wants you to know how much they care.
“Wanna show you how much I really care about your heart
Wanna show you how much I hate being apart, yes
Wanna show you show you show you till you through with me
I wanna keep it how it is but you can never say how it used to be!
Loving you is really all that’s on my mind
And I can’t help but to think about it day and night
I wanna make that body rock
Sit back and watch!”
Leo
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
“Touchin, Lovin” by Trey Songz featuring Nicki Minaj. The Leo wants to do more than touch.
“I’m touchin’ you tonight, I’m lovin’ you tonight
Wait nope, I’m fuckin’ you, girl
You must be used to spendin’, putting in that time
Touchin’, lovin’, fuckin’, can’t make up my mind
I’m lovin’ you, wait nope, I’m fuckin’ you tonight”
Virgo
(August 23rd to September 22nd)
“Coffee” by Miguel. The Virgo wants you to stay the night. They want you to be there for coffee in the morning.
“I wish I could paint our love
These moments and vibrant hues
Wordplay, turns into gun play
And gun play turns into pillow talk
And pillow talk turns into sweet dreams
Sweet dreams turns into coffee in the morning
Coffee in the morning
I don’t wanna wake you
I just wanna watch you sleep
It’s the smell of your hair
And it’s the way that we feel
I’ve never felt comfortable like this”
Libra
(September 23rd to October 22nd)
“Playboy” by Trey Songz. The Libra just wants to make love, like Trey Songz in this song.
“Don’t know why I’m still a playboy (still)
Still running ’round tryin’ to lay up
Still fucking but I wanna make love, I really want to
Don’t know why I’m still a playboy”
Scorpio
(October 23rd to November 22nd)
“Mirror” by Neyo. The lyrics in this song are perfect for the passionate Scorpio.
“But when I’m behind you holding your hips
And you close your eyes and bite your lips
I can’t see you so might I suggest a change
Now mama please don’t think me strange for what I’m about to say
(please don’t think me strange)
If you know anything bout me by now
You know I’m a freak just follow my lead
Baby I love making love in front of the mirror (in front of the mirror)
So that I can watch you enjoying me (baby tonight)
Baby tonight let’s try in front of the mirror (in front of the mirror)
Watching ourselves make love
Girl why don’t we”
Sagittarius
(November 23rd to December 21st)
“Nirvana” by Sam Smith. The Sagittarius wants to reach Nirvana every time they have sex, and Sam Smith might help you get there.
“I’m done with running so
I give in to you
This moment has caused a reaction
Resulting in a reattachment
Will you take me to nirvana?
I don’t think this will last
But you’re here in my arms”
Capricorn
(December 22nd to January 20th)
“Motivation” by Kelly Rowland. The Capricorn wants you to make it last and they want to motivate you to keep going.
“Baby I’mma be your motivation
Go, go, go, go
Motivation
Go, go, go, go
Oh Lover, when you call my name
No other, can do that the same
I won’t let you get up out the game, no
So go lover, go ‘n make me rain
And when were done, I don’t wanna feel my legs”
Aquarius
(January 21st to February 18th)
“Ride” by Ciara featuring Ludacris. The Aquarius wants to ride you in more ways than one.
“I can do it big, I can do it long
I can do it whenever or however you want
I can do it up and down, I can do circles
To him I’m a gymnast, this room is my circus”
Pisces
(February 19th to March 20th)
“Love Faces” by Trey Songz. Trey Songz throws a little romance into his hot and heavy lyrics, which is perfect for any Pisces.
“When I met you woman
I couldn’t help but notice a face so beautiful
Now imagine, the faces you
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Aries
(March 21st to April 19th)
The Wheelbarrow. You’re adventurous and fiery, especially when it comes to sex. The perfect sex position for an Aries is something that’s fun and active for both you and your partner. The wheelbarrow will be a workout, but it’s intensity will definitely make you O.
Taurus
(April 20th to May 21st)
The Shoulder Holder. You’re not that adventurous in the bedroom, not because you’re boring, but because you know what you like, and you’re sticking to it. The shoulder holder is the elevated missionary. It’s just enough to make you feel like you’re spicing things up without actually trying. Your G-spot will thank you.
Gemini
(May 22nd to June 21st)
The Ape. You like to keep things new and exciting when it comes to sex. You get bored if you’re constantly doing the same thing. The Ape is up there on the complicated skill, but it’s most likely something you’ve never tried before, and if you have, you don’t do it often. The Ape is the perfect position
Cancer
(June 22nd to July 22nd)
The Slide. You want to feel close during sex. The slide is basically as close as you can get. You get to have your entire body rub up against your partner. They feel all of you and you feel all of them. Closeness.
Leo
(July 23rd to August 22nd)
Tie Them Up. The Leo loves to be in control and take the lead. The best way to get you all hot and bothered, tie your partner up. Having your partner at your consensual mercy will totally turn you on. Let your creativity fuel you, tie them to the bed, a chair, tie them to your kitchen table, go crazy.
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1. Which sex position do you consider the most uncomfortable?
2. What is the hottest sext someone has ever sent you?
3. How long do you think foreplay should last?
4. How many toys do you own? Which one is your favorite?
5. Do you consider yourself good in bed?
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Once an individual reaches puberty, he or she starts to have carnal tendencies. As people grow older, they start to develop their own intimate interests. Even if people don’t have a partner, they could simply imagine or watch a video while they please themselves. Still, not everyone pleasures the same way.
Just check out what these users from Reddit had to say about these habits.
1. He always kept his legs straight.
Apparently keeping the legs straight adds intensity.
2. This guy uses vegetable oil instead of actual lube.
Yes, vegetable oil can also make things slippery, but why would you even do that? Don’t be surprised when ants start moving towards you.
3. Every guy knows this feeling.
It’s that funny moment when you’re already relaxed and you feel disgusted with the condition you are in.
4. He didn’t think properly.
One of the worst feelings in the world is to feel something on your face that is totally unexpected.
5. Does this make it more enjoyable?
When you meet a lefty, you will not wonder if he uses that same hand to do that deed.
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Coincidence works in mysterious ways. Many photos capture a memorable moment with your loved ones or just anything that’s out there. Sometimes, the stars align in a perfect sequence and an ordinary photo turns into an extraordinary masterpiece. Some photos end up being absolutely hilarious.
WittyFeed brings you perfectly timed photos, which made them more special and memorable. ‘Remember when Dave came from Steve’s belly’ or ‘When Jennifer picked Paul up’ or even ‘When Donna married an owl’, all these would sure make for great and funny memories.
When you’ll scroll down below, you’ll find some funny but perfectly-timed photos. Some are extra-hysterical, some are dirty and naughty. These photographs were taken by different lensmen.
1. Conjoined twins.
‘Remember when Dave came from Steve’s belly.’
2. Go home girl. God ain’t happy.
‘Hey, do you remember when lightning fell on Kim’s head?’
3. Is that a tushy? Oh, no it ain’t.
‘Guys, do you remember when everyone thought that you captured my butt?’
4. A cat-fight turned into beautiful cat-hug.
‘Hello Mrs Hudson. How are you?’
5. Love is blind, indeed.
‘Guys, do you know that Donna married an owl.’
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